"Oh my Gawd Mona, could you have stuffed me into a WORSE dress!?" a shrill stab of noise reverberated through the room.
"What's so bad about it?"
"First off!" the strident words echoed most impressively considering the room had thick plush carpeting, walls laminated with silk, and hosted quite a few pieces of overstuffed furniture, "It's TOO floofy! I mean three skirts? And not just three full skirts, just two that must have used up ALL the lace in the country and one stupid underskirt that's split down the front and is really more of a train. Speaking of which, its too long and it drags. THEN there's this bit of foliage around my waist..."
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